A few lucky bundlers will blast it with the world's most admired colluder and child rapist defender. Guzzle white wine as Hillary Clinton gives you the gimlet eye and rattles of her list of enemies and all the ways that they've committed suicide. Bill will also come along to puke in your lap while offering to sell you discount Russian uranium.
It's the deal of a lifetime.
Also on offer, was 'chardonnay with Hillary Clinton'. The program said: 'Savor a rare opportunity to enjoy a glass of wine with one of the most admired and respected women in the world.
'During this experience of a lifetime, get to know the woman who has been on the frontlines of the fight for social justice, children’s advocacy, women’s equality, and human rights across the globe, all while enjoying a glass of her favorite Chardonnay.'
The winning bid was $65,000, to the obvious delight of Bill.
It is just me or has the value of the Clinton brand gone down? This didn't even break six figures.
But by all means, get to know a compulsive liar and listen to her compose random lies about the time she tried to join the French Foreign Legion but they turned her down because of sexism.
The bidder might want to be wary though of paying for a date with a woman who has been known to pose with fundraisers by insisting that they pose and then she'll step into picture.
And there's this compelling alternative.
Large alligator climbs fence in Mt. Pleasant neighborhood
Neighbors in the Planter’s Point neighborhood off Highway 41 in Mt. Pleasant got a 7-foot wake-up call Monday when a large alligator was spotted roaming the streets.
Shari Sebuck, the amenities director for the neighborhood, said calls started flooding in from neighbors around 6:30 a.m.
The Department of Natural Resources was called to trap the alligator, which was approximately seven feet long.
The trappers had cornered the gator into a nearby yard when it partially climbed a fence in an attempt to get away.
“I didn’t know alligators could scale fences!” Sebuck said.
Glass ceilings are being broken all over.