Christmas shopping season really is here early.
Usually the Somali Muslim mall stabbings don't start this early. They start even earlier.
Last year, Dahir Adan, a Somali Muslim refugee, stabbed ten people at the Crossroads Mall in Minnesota while shouting, "Allahu Akbar" back in September.
The authorities are currently claiming that Mahad Abdiaziz Abdirahaman, the latest Somali mall stabber, was not a terrorist, but an interrupted thief. And we'll see how well that holds up.
Two men are stabbed in Mall of America near Santa's grotto during attempted theft
Police said the first victim was stabbed after he returned to the dressing room and confronted Mahad Abdiaziz Abdirahaman, of Minneapolis, who was allegedly attempting to steal his belongings.
Mall of America. Santa's Grotto. Somali Muslim stabber. It doesn't get any more American than that.