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Hillary: I Was Up Against the FBI, Russia and the Electoral College

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Not only that, she was also up against Wisconsin and tens of millions of American voters.

Poor Hillary. She never had a chance. If only she had stopped being a corrupt, lying and unpleasantly unlikable politician who blames everyone else for her failings. Right after "taking responsibility" for them.

“I go back over my own shortcomings and the mistakes we made,” Clinton writes, according to early excerpts of the book. “I take responsibility for all of them.”

But, she adds, “I wasn’t just running against Donald Trump. I was up against the Russian intelligence apparatus, a misguided FBI director, and now the godforsaken Electoral College.”

Also sexism, email servers, ethics and the existence of Texas, Florida, Pennsylvania and Alaska.

It really was unfair of all of those things to exist. Surely Hillary could have beaten Trump, but how could she beat the Electoral College, not to mention the Constitution, and also mathematics. Not to mention reality. 

Everything was in Hillary's way. The calendar. Her mouth. And all the imaginary hot sauce in her purse. It's just a shame that we can't redo the election so Hillary can find brand new things and people to blame.


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