#TheResistance, a daring underground group of lefties who occasionally use a hashtag on Twitter (and very unnecessarily on protest signs), are furious at Van Jones for betraying them. Van Jones, who plays an analyst on CNN, had his analyst hat on, and warned that Trump's SOTU address was very effective, made him presidential and meant that Dems could no longer just count on mocking him.
(Not that it was a very effective strategy to begin with.)
But that sensible analysis betrayed a key tenet of the #Resistance, which is watching Keith Olbermann vlogs, downing cans of Red Bull and then going into a furious rage while jumping up and down on the bed. So the accusations of treason quickly poured in.
Leading the denunciation was an unhinged Keith Olbermann. (Unhinged is redundant, but it's fun to write anyway.)
You mean if he keeps sending SEALs to their deaths in ill-planned raids he approved for his glory and then exploited the widow, Van? STFU https://t.co/vBZQXmFF84
— Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann) March 1, 2017
Someone isn't getting invited to Keith's next cat naming/wine tasting event. But the vast conspiracy keeps expanding...
@KeithOlbermann@VanJones68 does NOT speak for Democrats. He speaks on behalf of Bernie Sanders. #TrumpRussia
— kathy279 (@kathy279) March 1, 2017
Bernie Sanders did honeymoon in the USSR...
@KeithOlbermann van Jones needs to be fired. I have someone in mind who could take his place and he looks like you
— Wendy O Koopa (@WendyOKoopaZNTF) March 1, 2017
Oh sure, replace a black man with an Olbermann.
@KeithOlbermann@VanJones68 just normalized a monster
— AJ Bigslee (@Toolz779) March 1, 2017
@KeithOlbermann I lost all respect for Van Jones tonight. Pathetic.
— Jason in WA (@JasonInWA) March 1, 2017
The far-left will always let you down: Van Jones, a Bernie cult follower said to embrace Trump. FUCK YOU!!! #JointAddress#AddressToCongress
— African Fighter (@Africanfighter) March 1, 2017
After hearing Van Jones & Chris Matthews gush about Trump's "presidential moment" I am now officially nauseous w/a migraine. #MakeItStop
— Debora L Burnett (@dlbvet) March 1, 2017
Yes, in the alternate leftverse, Chris Matthews is just a Trump shill.
Tonight... Van Jones on trump, "He became President of the United States in that moment, period."
— Señor Boom (@SenorBoomNYC) March 1, 2017
What happened to you Van?#TheResistancehttps://t.co/joIPI4Rojh
#TheResistance#Visionary#Leadershiphttps://t.co/6XGL9wG0VF
— caitlinamara (@caitlinamara) March 1, 2017
@CNN Van Jones lost his mind on live TV.
— Matt Adams (@dawgfanatic) March 1, 2017
"HI, I'm Van Jones - if you:
— Jonathan Jewel (@jonathanjewel) March 1, 2017
Get a SEAL member killed
Exploit his widow
Then make it about you
then I want YOU as my president" pic.twitter.com/T9rKK5WTfN
Van Jones is a sociopathic political opportunist. If you can't see that, I'm sorry your brain is made of mush. #JointSession
— Wombat Wisdom! (@WombatWisdoms) March 1, 2017
Comrade Van Jones, #TheResistance is coming for you. And your little dog too.https://t.co/2nTk3RBXxz@VanJones68 wrong answer recruit! Spineless coward as yourself will never stop #TheResistance get sum balls #cupcake
— DESERT DOG #Resister (@STARZYahoo) March 1, 2017