It's always hard when you think that you own the country... and then the peasants grab their pitchforks and storm the palace... and then you're stuck having to figure out your next vacation on your own.
Poor Valerie Jarrett. It's fun being the power behind the throne and getting Iran its nukes. But no amount of Iranian nukes could stop the local revolution.
Senior White House adviser Valerie Jarrett said Wednesday that President-elect Donald Trump’s surprise victory on Election Day was “like a punch to the stomach” and “soul-crushing,” but that the mood inside the White House has improved since then.
Well that's a relief. I know we were all worried. Really worried.
“Obviously we were surprised by the outcome of the election. It kind of was like a, I’m not sure what the right analogy would be, but like a punch in the stomach, let’s say. Soul-crushing might be another description,” Jarrett said.
Don't you need to have a soul for it to be crushed?