1. Wired Magazine has announced that for the first time ever it will endorse a presidential candidate. Hillary Clinton.
2. Obama will guest edit Wired Magazine.
3. Wired Magazine still exists
That's right. Most of you thought that Wired Magazine vanished around the time of the big dot com boom. When was the last time you even tried to use its search engine. But Wired exists somewhere in a Conde Nast basement, right below some golf publication and above another one about brides or men's pants or international vacations in Argentina.
Wired failed, but it didn't go away. Obama failed and also didn't go away. So this really is a perfect match.
And Wired will use its incredible clout gained from people glancing at it in a doctor's office before deciding not to pick it up to endorse Hillary Clinton.
If the Pets.com puppet were still a thing, he would have something to say about it.