Good news.
If the American people elect Hillary Clinton president, she will stop taking bribes from foreigners. Also if they don't elect her, foreigners won't want to give her bribes anymore. It's a real Catch 22.
The charitable foundation led by former President Bill Clinton will no longer accept foreign and corporate donations if Hillary Clinton is elected president and will hold its final annual Clinton Global Initiative meeting in September regardless of the outcome of the November election.
1. The Clinton Foundation is not a charity
2. If Hillary loses, there will no longer be any reason for anyone to offer bribes since at that point the likelihood of Hillary ever becoming president is about the same as the likelihood of her ever telling the truth
3. If you shouldn't be taking foreign and corporate donations when you're president, you shouldn't be taking them when you're running for president
Bill Clinton announced the changes to the foundation in a staff meeting on Thursday, saying he and daughter Chelsea Clinton would be remiss if they didn't plan for the possibility of Hillary Clinton winning the White House.
Or, you know Bill being indicted for anything from sexual assault to stealing candy from a baby.
The former president said the foundation would continue its work but refocus its efforts in a process that will take up to a year to complete.
Refocus them on bank accounts in Switzerland or the Cayman Islands?