When it comes to gun control, go to the experts. Not the police or the teachers, the shooters. And the school shooters are all for gun control.
In 2004, Jon Romano walked into his upstate-New York high school with a shotgun and opened fire.
The then-16-year-old shot a teacher while being tackled by Columbia High School assistant principal John Sawchuk. There were no fatalities in the incident, and Romano is currently serving a 20-year sentence.
Now, Romano would like you to know that once he gets out, he's going to "advocate for gun safety and mental health reform after my release in 2021."
"I believe the students of Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, FL are courageous and inspiring for speaking out and demanding action from politicians," he wrote.
"Everyone nationwide should follow and accept nothing less than meaningful, life-saving policy changes from their representatives," Romano wrote. "Only then could this generation be the last generation that lives in a nation plagued by gun violence."
In other news, the Son of Sam will work to do something about all those talking dogs urging innocent people to kill.
It's up to "representatives" to save lives by preventing guys like him from shooting people. It's not up to him to not walk into school with a shotgun.
I can see this as the start of a new movement. If guns kill people, then Cruz and Romano were the innocent victims of the NRA. There can be a whole new movement of School Shooters for Gun Control.
I'm sure Bloomberg is astroturfing one even as we speak.