Hillary Clinton is continuing her spite tour on a 24-seat jet broom with a fine selection of white whines and gourmet excuses. Not only is she planning to dress up as the President of the United States for Halloween, but also insists, "We know everything we need to know, we just have to make sure that members of Congress do their jobs and hold the president accountable."
But at least, for those fourteen people who bought her book and actually got through more than one chapter, she's a Cubs fan again.
She also shared a more joyful moment from her tumultuous 2016 campaign, recalling the Chicago Cubs' historic World Series win.
"I write about standing with my staff huddled together after a rally in Arizona watching the Cubs win the World Series so there were a lot of high points as well as some low ones," she said.
I'm confused. Wasn't Hillary always a Yankees fan? She's as loyal to the Yankees as she is to America.
Thus Hillary to the Today show's Katie Couric: "The fact is I've always been a Yankees fan."
Seemingly, Hillary reverted to being a Cubs fan around the time of the national election. But if she does try for a New York Senate seat, expect her to be a Yankees fan again. She did understudy Mickey Mantle.
The Washington Post reported, "Mrs. Clinton ... as a kid was a 'big-time' fan of the Chicago Cubs and New York Yankees and 'understudied' Ernie Banks and Mickey Mantle."
This was before she tried to join NASA, the Marine Corps and came under fire while trying to land at an airport. It may or may not be before she brought peace to Northern Ireland.
America really missed out on having a low functioning compulsive liar in the White House.