Forget Gal Gadot. The real Wonder Woman is here. And she's Hillary. Hillary Clinton is just like Wonder Woman. If Wonder Woman spent all her time giving six figure speeches before boarding a corporate jet and passing out with a glass of chardonay in one hand while the other claw grips the flight attendant's throat.
Finally, the left's two great un-American heroes can be together at last as the Women's Media Center honors Hillary Clinton and Jane Fonda.
What is the Women's Media Center?
The Women’s Media Center was co-founded by Jane Fonda, Robin Morgan, and Gloria Steinem
So Jane Fonda is honoring herself. It's mighty big of her.
Also being honored is Ashley Judd for incoherently shrieking something to power.
The Women’s Media Center will honor Ashley Judd with the WMC Speaking Truth to Power Award at the Women’s Media Awards on October 26 at Capitale in New York City.
Because millionaire celebrities in no way represent power. And Hillary is just like Wonder Woman.
The Women’s Media Center is presenting its first—and only—WMC Wonder Woman Award to Clinton as she is a hero to millions in the United States and around the globe for her extraordinary accomplishments and public service. Like Wonder Woman, she seems to have superhuman strength, resilience, and courage. She also blazes new paths so that everyone has equal opportunity to pursue their dreams, and she has done much of it in the face of enemy fire.
“Hillary Clinton’s actions have inspired and protected women and men on every continent,” said Gloria Steinem, co-founder of The Women’s Media Center. “She has battled negative forces and helped to maintain a fragile peace with her negotiating skill on behalf of this country and peace-seekers everywhere. She has handled all this with grace, grit, determination, integrity, humor and fortitude while remaining a steadfast feminist, advocate, activist, sister and tireless leader in the revolution. With this award, the Women’s Media Center declares Hillary Clinton our Wonder Woman.”
Hillary Clinton does have superhuman strength. Who can forget the time she landed at that airport under fire or joined the Marine Corps and NASA? And who can forget the time Harvey Weinstein helped endow a chair for Gloria Steinem.
Oh wait, we're supposed to forget that part.
Also who can forget the time Hillary blazed a trail by helping get a 12-year-old girl's rapist off. And then laughed about it. On tape.
Maybe Hillary could get the Lex Luthor award instead.
Clinton is an advocate, attorney, author, First Lady, U.S. Senator, U.S. Secretary of State, and Democratic presidential candidate who has devoted her life to working on behalf of women, children and families.
When she wasn't working on behalf of herself or their rapists.
“I've known Hillary for decades and I was proud to be at the historic UN Conference on Women in Beijing when she made her groundbreaking speech, ‘Human rights are women’s rights and women’s rights are human rights.’ ” said Jane Fonda, WMC co-founder. “Over the years I’ve watched her break glass ceilings, champion women and girls, and fight for human rights domestically and internationally. I celebrate her fierce passion, compassion and dedication.”
Ho Ho Ho Chi Minh,Hillary Clinton is gonna win!
Anyway, I'm sure it'll be a great party. And maybe John Kerry can arrange to have some POW's brought in and tortured for Jane and Hillary's entertainment. It'll be just like old times.