If you needed more reasons not to buy Hillary's latest book, What Happened, here are a whole bunch. Courtesy of Hillary.
Hillary Clinton had one successful book. That was the book where everyone expected her to talk about Monica Lewinsky. Everything else fell flat. Publishing companies lost a fortune on her. But here she is again with yet another book that no one wants.
How many books about herself can one politician whose highest elected office was a sinecure position in the Senate, write anyway?
But this one will at least be very long because it will contain an extensive list of everyone whose fault it was that she lost. (Not her.)
Hillary Clinton’s upcoming book will double down on Russia’s interference and James Comey’s involvement in her stunning election defeat, according to sources familiar with the memoir.
“She really believes that’s why she lost, and she wants to explain why in no uncertain terms,” one longtime ally said. “She wants the whole story out there from her own perspective. I think a lot of people are going to be really surprised by how much she reveals.”
It will be the least surprising surprise ever.
While the book will zero in on Russia and Comey — which Clinton has said are the two biggest contributing factors to her loss — it will also examine other factors she blames for a role in her defeat, including sexism and misogyny.
Not to mention aliens.
Cary Goldstein, who has been heading up the publicity for the book at Simon & Schuster, declined to comment for this story.
Who can blame him.