A Jihadi's heroic rampage for Allah was interrupted before it could properly begin with an infidel tool of pizza oppression.
An Israeli man wielding a pizza tray was among the subduers of a Palestinian terrorist who carried out a stabbing attack in the central city of Petah Tikva on Monday.
After gashing the neck of his first victim, the assailant continued toward Pizza Nepolita. “When he ran in front of my shop and I saw the knife, I quickly swung down the counter-top so he couldn’t get to me,” said Madar, who was alone in the restaurant at the time.
The attacker tried three times to swipe at him, but Madar dodged each attempt and the knife only nicked the wooden countertop. “At that point, I picked up the pizza platter and slammed it into his nose as hard as I could. He fell backward, dropped the knife and started running away.”
Sadly, Zionist pizza oppression continues to keep down Muslim terrorists. Either Israeli soldiers are eating pizzas or Israeli pizzerias are slamming pizza platters into their noses. Clearly the only possible answer must be Pizza BDS. Only when Muslims and leftists boycott pizza, will an Islamic State finally triumph in Palestine.
But this is also the reality of life in Israel, or in any country with a sizable Islamic population, where violence can happen at any moment and people have to be preapred to defend themselves.