When they go high, we stop speaking English.
The countdown has been running to Obama's official attack on President Trump. For now he decided to send out his wife to embarrass herself in defense of her policy of starving schoolchildren.
"We’ve got to make sure we don’t let anybody take us back," the former first lady said Friday at the annual Partnership for a Healthier America Summit, her first public appearance in Washington since leaving office.
We have to make sure that our children have good role models when it comes to speaking English. Or they'll grow up as illiterate as Michelle Obama.
"Every elected official on this planet should understand," Obama said, her voice rising with indignation as she urged moms to make their voices heard. "Don’t play with our children. Don’t do it."
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"If we really want to make this country great, then our kids need to be healthy and they need to have access to the best," she said. "Not just some of them, but all of them."
That's what Trump's people are doing. They're bringing back food to school lunches after Michelle Obama decided to starve schoolchildren while stuffing her ignorant face.
“'Keep families ignorant,' that’s all I’m hearing,” she said. "You don't know what's in your food. You can't handle that, mom."
Michelle Obama's speeches should come with a translator from Obamamonics to English.
"Consumers out there," she added, "I don't care where you're from, or what your party is; I would be highly insulted."
This is a woman who graduated from Harvard. If you don't think that affirmative action is utterly unfair and rewards utter illiterates based on their skin color, listen to Michelle rant.
“We’re not gone,” Obama said. “We’re just breathing, y'all.”
But wait... there's more.
Union praised the fact that bottled water recently became the best-sold beverage in the U.S. “Who would have thought we’d see the day when water would hit the No. 1 spot?” she said. “Clearly, when Michelle Obama asked people to do something, they listened.”
People buying tap water in a bottle. It's a real accomplishment.