Talented apolitical musician Bruce Springsteen, who in no way peaked 40 years ago, made headlines by announcing that he would boycott North Carolina because it won't let men use the Ladies Room. But here is a special exciting sneak preview of upcoming dates and states that Springsteen will also be boycotting.
May 2016 - Bruce Springsteen announces a boycott of Wyoming for not offering gluten-free bread
June 2016 - Springsteen boycotts the entire state of New Mexico for cultural appropriation
July 2016 - A Springsteen boycott of Texas for not switching to electric cars goes mostly unnoticed outside Austin
August 2016 - It's not clear why Bruce Springsteen is boycotting Idaho. His attempts to clarify with indistinguishable mumbling don't actually clarify anything leading to suspicions that he just wasn't invited.
September 2016 - Springsteen's boycott of Alaska for having snow the "color of white supremacy" tests the allegiance of even his devoted Alaskan fans. All eight of them.
November 2016 - Bruce Springsteen cancels an upcoming tour of Alabama because "he heard bad things about that place".
December 2016 - Bruce Springsteen announces that the tour of China will go on as planned culminating in a spectacular performance for Communist Party leaders in Tiananmen Square