In a stupid trend sure to accomplish absolutely nothing, Yemeni bodegas took a break from their indispensable service of trading food stamps for lottery tickets and malt liquor, with side orders of food poisoning from chicken wings left over from the Clinton administration, to go protest at Brooklyn Borough Hall.
It's hard to think how they could have accomplished any less. If only they had stayed open, they might have at least had a shot at giving a few infidels food poisoning. Instead they gathered with a bunch of politicians, on the way out due to term limits, to protest President Trump's efforts to keep Americans safe.
All the while losing lucrative opportunities to sell tax free cigarettes to small children.
This move was nearly as effective as the strike by Comcast workers and the taxi boycott of JFK. If they really want to protest Trump, they ought to stay in business. Just look at this enterprising Yemeni entrepreneur who combined Islamic terror with terrible food
Insects, rodents present
Living quarters not completely separated for food service operations, live animals, birds and pets not excluded
Cooked or prepared foods are subject to cross-contamination from raw foods.
Floors, walls, ceilings, not smooth, properly constructed, in disrepair, dirty surfaces
Now that's a proper way to protest America.
Ahmed Alshami, the grim patriarch of the clan, was arrested with crack cocaine in his car. He was accused of making drug deliveries and berated neighborhood activists by posting a picture of himself raising the middle finger and boasting, “Long stay the Arab stores.”
Then he smashed someone over the head with a bottle.
Finally he was charged with massive food stamp fraud for buying food stamp cards from customers for pennies on the dollar and then going to Walmart to stock his shelves. Not to mention a spot of burglary.
Ahmed Alshami skipped out on Buffalo City Court, announcing that he was too busy. So his bail was set at $2 million. His wife shouted, “We’ve got the million dollars!” and “F___ America.”
The family, whose patriarch had ten previous arrests, and whose presence in Buffalo has been a source of trouble, have done that already. There is talk of deporting Alshami to Yemen if he’s convicted, but considering that Yemen is currently little more than a battlefield between Shiite and Sunni Jihadists, that seems highly unlikely. Without major reforms to our immigration and criminal justice system, they are here to stay.
Maybe it's time for some of those reforms so they really have something to protest about.