Hi Elites,
I know you guys are all angry and confused about losing an election that you kept assuring yourselves you were going to win. That happened because you were obsessed with your own media bubble while ignoring the rest of America.
Now you're taking out your frustration in childish ways within your media bubble. That includes running stories about something Hamilton did to attack Trump or Pence. I have no idea what. I don't care. Neither does the vast majority of the country.
Hamilton is one of those stupid things that you're obsessed with, like fair trade goat cheese or John Oliver, that you're obsessed with and no else cares about. That's why you lost the election. No one except inbred social justice yuppies would pay 2 grand to see some mediocre hip hop about historical figures from American history. It's like Schoolhouse Rock for white guys who think they're cool because they sing along to Drake on the way to their job at a non-profit.
I'm sorry, but we just don't care. We don't care about your media bubble. We're not interested. We just pity you.
Sincerely,
the American People