The latest tourist attraction in that part of Israel occupied by Muslim terrorists is opening up. Arafat's bedroom.
As the New York Times, the paper with a long running crush on the dead terrorist, reports, children will actually be able to visit the bedroom of the Islamic mass murderer who was allegedly a pedophile and died of AIDS. Who needs Disneyland when you can take a trip to Arafat's bedroom?
Reports don't mention whether the Arafat miasma, a stench that visitors described as a cross between a dead cat and a diseased cabbage still lingers in the air, as it did in a cloud around the Egyptian terror leader when he was alive. Though there are rumors that top Palestinian scientists (pediatricians who specialize in packing the most nails into nail bombs) have worked for the last 5 years to banish the Arafat stench using a combination of heavy explosives, Koran burnings and prayers to Allah.
Then finally in August, the Arafat stench lifted and floated in a majestic cloud through the air, passing over the Mediterranean and then across the Atlantic before swerving past the Freedom Tower, which it tried to ram into unsuccessfully, before settling down over the United Nations. The UN is truly Arafat's homeland. And while angry Norwegian peace activists may visit his bedroom to examine his very realistic bedsheet stains, his spiritual stain has returned to its source in Turtle Bay.