I feel like for $33K you should just be able to buy Tim Kaine and then own him. I'm not sure what you would do with him. Maybe have him mow the lawn or play the Grinch in a children's play. But who is going to pay that kind of money just to be in the general vicinity of an awkward man with a permanent smirk whom no one had heard of before Hillary made him her VP?
Vice presidential nominee Sen. Tim Kaine, still somewhat obscure despite an apparent loss in the recent debate by the major party vice-presidential nominees, will be the featured attraction at a pricey fundraiser for the Democratic ticket Saturday night in the Los Angeles area.
Prices to attend range from $2,700 per person to $33,400 per couple.
Individuals donating $5,000 will have their picture taken with the Virginia senator, according to an invitation obtained by City News Service. Couples donating $33,400 will have dinner with Kaine and have their picture taken with him.
Just imagine how often he'll interrupt you during the meal. But for a mere 5 grand, you can have your picture taken with Tim Kaine. I feel like for $5K, Kaine should have to reenact an entire movie. Or tell the truth for once.