I'm going to put down the probability of that as being up there with Starbucks having a coffee option that doesn't cost a month's rent and doesn't involve organic goats.
Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz on Wednesday endorsed Hillary Clinton for president.
"I think we're all rightfully concerned about the promise of the country and the American dream. I think this election cycle has unfortunately created such divisiveness and vitriolic behavior, the likes of which we probably have never seen before," Schultz said in an interview with CNN's Poppy Harlow.
"I'm hopeful that after the election, and hopefully Hillary Clinton will be elected president, that we will begin to see a level of unity and people coming together."
I love how we're being told that Hillary Clinton has an optimistic vision that can unite America. It's not that farfetched. By the time Bill Clinton left office, Democrats and Republicans had united in hating him. Not to mention hating Starbucks.
Hillary Clinton is currently running an optimistic, "It's either me or the apocalypse" campaign and is hated by the majority of voters, never mind Republicans. Even much of her party hates her for the rigged primaries.
She can't unite her party. How is she going to unite America?
Schultz said the Democratic nominee has the "life experience" and "professional experience" to serve as president, according to CNN.
Yes. She briefly served in a number of positions and did a mediocre job at best in all of them. That qualifies her to be President... of Starbucks.